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ertal77:

The Undertaker by Zetsuai89

ertal77:

The Undertaker by Zetsuai89

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daredreemer:

Joker (Kuroshitsuji) by kagiana

daredreemer:

Joker (Kuroshitsuji) by kagiana

The Emperor's New Groove Inspired Sentence Starters
"Look at that. Pretty pathetic huh?"
"Oh look! That's me as a baby!"
"Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth."
"You threw off my groove!"
"It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has... what was it again?"
"Think of it as you're being let go, you're part of an out placement, we're not picking up your option, take you're pick. I've got more."
"Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is? How could he do this to me? Why, I practically raised him!"
"Pull the lever!"
"Wrong lever!"
"Why do we even have that lever?"
"I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, i'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. When it arrives I'll smash it with a hammer!"
"Well, he ain't getting any deader."
"What's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to me?"
"I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this."
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?"
"Tell me ______'s dead. I need to hear these words."
"Squeaky ah squeak sqeaker squeaken."
"Why me? Why me?!"
"You have beautiful wives. They're both very pretty."
"Why I'm his third cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great aunt, twice removed."
"Was she scary beyond all reason?"
"Bless you for coming out in public."
"Yay I'm a llama again! Wait...."
"The thing about shaking hands is... you need hands."
"Come on, nobody's that heartless."
Send me “You look sexy~” And I’ll use a random number generator to see which of the following my muse will wear for yours!

randommemeshiz:

1. My muse dressed in a French maids uniform.
2. My muse dressed like a sexy fireman/woman.
3. My muse dressed like a sexy cowboy/girl.
4. My muse dressed like a sexy schoolboy/girl.
5. My muse dressed like a sexy teacher.
6. My muse dressed like a sexy cheerleader.
7. My muse dressed like a sexy doctor.
8. My muse dressed like a sexy dancer.
9. My muse dressed like a sexy chef.
10. My muse dressed like a sexy neko.
11. My muse dressed in nothing but sexy lingerie and tied up.


i am merely one hell of a butler.

i am merely one hell of a butler.

NSFW Prompts
<b> </b> "Whipped cream or chocolate sauce?"<p><b></b> "Come sit on my lap."<p><b></b> "I can't stop thinking about your hands on me."<p><b></b> "My thighs can be your earmuffs."<p><b></b> "God, you look good."<p><b></b> "Come here, baby."<p><b></b> "Come here, daddy."<p><b></b> "Give me a kiss."<p><b></b> "Your mouth looks great all pink and swollen."<p><b></b> "I could really use a fuck right now."<p><b></b> "We can take a quick shower."<p><b></b> "I could give you a massage, if you want."<p><b></b> "Please?"<p><b></b> "You're so cute I could just eat you up."<p><b></b> "Would you prefer lingerie or a collar?"<p><b></b> "Hey, I'm open minded."<p><b></b> "Are you sure that's safe?"<p><b></b> "Silk or lace?"<p><b></b> "I want to be sore."<p><b></b> "I don't have a gag reflex."<p><b></b> "What flavour condom do you like?"<p><b></b> "We have time to kill; you know what that means."<p><b></b> "Beg for it."<p><b></b> "You look super hot from down here."<p><b></b> "You look super hot from up here."<p><b></b> "Someone's happy to see me."<p>